The Fryathlon – Results

The annual “Fry” took place last Sunday and the results can now be officially released – let the writs fly.

Event 1 – The Downhill 
1st Ian “whoosh” Why
2nd John “sonic boom” Burke
3rd The Captain
4th Ray “Kit” Kelly
5th Jayne Paine – Floats uphill/ floats downhill!

Event 2 – The Fried Breakfast
Equal 1st – Ian Why, John Burke, Ray Kelly, Jayne Paine
2nd The Captain *

* The Captain fell victim to more experienced Fryathletes in this demanding section of the competition. Though the Captain proved highly competent with a knife and fork, he was decisively flicked off line meaning he had no choice but to opt for a low scoring American breakfast. Meanwhile, the rest of the field romped home with the highly tactical All-Day Breakfast.

Event 3 – The Up Hill.
1st John Burke
2nd The Captain
3rd Jayne Paine
4th Ray Kelly
DDH** Ian Why

** DDH = Don’t do hills.

Overall positions
1st John Burke
2nd The Captain
3rd Ian Why
=4th Jayne Paine & Ray Kelly

Frymakers & Commisaires = Miles Back and Ian Why